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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the blind woman in a gangbang? She didn't know what came over her."

"Two zombies, Greg and John, are sitting in the cemetery. Greg says: ""Didn`t Peter also want to come?"" John answers: ""Yes, but he is late."""

"How does Porkins get into his star fighter? He has to wedge himself in."

"I have performance enhancing shrugs."

"Argon walks into a bar... The barman says ""Get the hell out!"" Argon doesn't react."

"Why did the vegetarian hate giving blow jobs? She was a lesbian."

"Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad? Because she died a virgin!"

"So I'm opening a soup-based strip club I'm thinking about naming it ""The Brothel"""

"[reading Harry Potter] Me: Do you know what's going on? 3-year-old: He went to lizard school. I'd correct her, but her version is better."

"Once killed a man with my SuperSoaker. (I'd been pumping it for a REALLY long time.)"