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Joke of the Day
"Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter? They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!"
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"Confucius say, piano falls down mineshaft... Get tone of A Flat Miner."
"The wife just said ""right, pack ur bags and go ya lazy bastard."" I said,""fuck off...you pack them."""
"The Welsh people were the first people to invent the condom by using sheep's intestine. The English later improved the concept by removing it from the sheep first."
"Black holes suck. Think about it."
"What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? ....Dam."
"What's a feminist's least favorite food? Gender rolls"
"I'm watching my neighbor through the blinds, he's so creepy."
"""This does not bode well."" - a guy at the returns desk, explaining why he's returning a boder."
"Damn girl, are you my Bachelor's degree because you wasted my time and now I hate you."