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Joke of the Day
"Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter? They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!"
Next Joke
"T-REX: So you going to Tim's surprise party? TIM TRICERATOPS (behind them): My what? RAPTOR: More like Tyrannosaurus Wrecks EVERYTHING"
"Why did the dick go to 7-11? To get a Slurpee."
"Twat did you say? I cunt hear you - scum again."
"My girlfriend's extremely flexible, which comes in handy for sex. I say, ""when do you wanna have sex?"" and she replies ""I'm free whenever""."
"Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans? They always take the green cards"
"Finally figured out why clickbait is so effective"
"Rape in an elevator is wrong.... on so many levels"
"a co-worker asked me if I was pregnant and I panicked and said yes so now I have to gradually gain like 30 pounds"
"Can't believe my neighbors don't have any rum. How am I supposed to enjoy their hot tub while they're on vacation?"