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Joke of the Day

"Everyone thinks its cute when a kid wants to be a pirate But when a Somalian kid says he wants to be a pirate it's a different story"

"Megaman is such a hard game! I've beaten Ice Man & Fire man but this guy just shoots me before I can even move. How do I beat Zimmer Man?"

"Last week I ran out of toilet paper and only had a dollar so I bought a pack of gum at CVS. I haven't run out of receipt yet."

"Don't you hate it when your girlfriend asks you to go deeper and you ran out of poems?"

"we should be using all the time technology frees up to expand language, not shorten it. instead of 'prolly' try 'probababably.'"

"Have you heard about the two gay Irishmen? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald"

"A dog walks into a bar..... Bartender comes over and asks....""why do you look so rough?"""

"New Viagra Product !! Viagra now available in powder form to put in tea... It does nothing for erections but stops your Biscuits from getting soft and falling into the tea..!!"

"TIL You can stimulate your prostate outside just get out there and do it."

"What is a cat's favorite breakfast? Mice crispies."