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"Two Polish guys are hunting for bears in the woods. They come across a fork in the road with a sign that says ""BEAR LEFT"" They both turn around and go home."
"What's orange and can't climb a tree? Donald Trump."
"Did you hear about the scientist who discovered the G-spot? He found it while studying abroad."
"Best thing ever is when you see your X-Girlfriend and she is now your XL-girlfriend"
"My brother got sent to prison for something he didn't do. He didn't wear gloves."
"the liberal media won't report that I can easily do 100 push-ups because they are frightened"
"Called a plumber out the other day. He was Chinese. Called a builder, he was also Chinese. Called an electrician out. He was Chinese as well ! Bloody Yellow Pages"
"Boob Job What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts? Ans: Silicon Valley."
"Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St. Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter? Because it's a mini soda."