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Joke of the Day

"We think you may have a phobia of marriage Doctor: We think you may have a phobia of marriage. Do you know what the symptoms are? Me: I can't say I do. Doctor: That's one of the symptoms, yes."

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"What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver? A golfer goes *whack* ""damn"" and a skydiver goes ""damn"" *whack*."
"What is a Juanito? A little Juan"
"Sex jokes are not funny. I mean cum on people."
"I'm all set for Friday night: got my mac 'n cheese dinner, 40 oz., 'Steel Magnolias' DVD, Twitter friends and tears."
"How do you know if your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick would taste like blood"
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"I just made your acquaintance, and this is preposterous, but here is my address, perhaps thou shall mail me maybe."