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Joke of the Day

"How does the Moon get its haircut? Eclipse it!"

"Yeah, I carry a gun. You got to. You never know when some lunatic is going to come up and say ... ""you're fired."" (c) Dave Attell"

"Why do Jews have big noses? cuz air is free"

"Why did Johnny drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck!"

"A Hindu and Muslim together makes for a surprise equillibrium Muslim keep beheading the Hindu. The Hindu keeps reincarnating."

"The bartender says, ""hey we don't serve neutrinos in here!"" A neutrino walks into a bar."

"What kind of dog did Jesus own a holy shih-tzu"

"Q: If an elephant and a giraffe had a race, who would win? A: The elephant. The giraffe is in the refrigerator."

"Cup of coffe Patient: ""I get a terrible pain in my eye when I drink a cup of coffee."" Doctor: ""Try taking the spoon out."""

"I once took a ski away from an Eskimo... Then he dressed in black and got real depressed"