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Joke of the Day
"What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything."
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"I remember lying in bed as a kid, waiting for Santa to come... Then there was awkward silence as he got dressed and left."
"Why should you never play cards in the jungle? Because of all the cheetahs"
"When is the one time when no doesn't mean no? When a woman rejects feminism."
"Which is heavier: a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks? Depends on which weigh you think about it"
"My mouth smells like a cave someone shoved a bunch of dead animals into, because that's what it is."
"What brand of butter do frogs eat? Country Croak."
"My girlfriend told me I was average... .. but I think she was just being mean..."
"Wife: ""You need to watch A Series of Unfortunate Events"" Me: ""okay, I'll get out the wedding video"""
"I'm so tilted My slope is undefined"