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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? Can't jelly my dick in your ass"

"What happens when you step on an oily asian? Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope."

"DR DOG: have you been taking your diabetes meds daily? PATIENT: no DR DOG: *hits him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper* Bad patient!"

"My cat that died 3 years ago got a letter saying she needs to register if she wants to vote, showing how well Florida handles elections."

"How does the moon cut his hair? 'Eclipse it."

"Maybe we should stop making ski masks since no one wears them except bank robbers."

"What do Justin Timberlake and Theon Greyjoy have in common? A dick in a box"

"What I say: No! What my kids hear: There's a really good chance if you keep asking."

"turkey went out of the frying pan and into the fire only for Putin to put them in the oven"

"What do we want? A CURE FOR PARANOIA When do we want it? WHO WANTS TO KNOW"