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Joke of the Day

"Crees que soy muy bajita? La novia pregunta al novio - Amor Crees que soy muy bajita? - Pues tienes una estatura comun. - De veras? - Si, comun-duende. jajaja que grosero verdad"

" My friend's dog died the other day so I surprised her by going out and getting her an identical dog. She was furious, she said *""what am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?""*"

"What do you call an army of corn? The Musket - ears"

"Jared Fogle asked me a question. ""On a scale of 1-10, what's your age?"""

"Well, a wasp just flew into my house and I hope the fire department gets here soon."

"What's Hitler's favorite Chinese food? Lo mein kampf"

"Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage? She's afraid they'll bring down the house."

"How do you keep someone from hearing the punchline of a joke?"

"Just moved out on my own and am doing really well... All my bills say im outstanding"

"When meeting someone, I walk calmly and slowly toward them while something explodes behind me, because first impressions are important."