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Joke of the Day

"One time my mom dropped her phone while she was talking to me then picked it up and said ""You OK?"""

"What's the difference between a C4 and a feminist? The C4 does something when it's triggered."

"I offered Pete Carroll $1 million to run a mile He passed."

"What do nine out of ten people agree on? Gang rape."

"A priest, a rabbi, a horse, and a blonde walk into a bar... ...The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""

"So the American people's choices for President will apparently be either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton. That is the joke. There's no punchline here."

"If you've never gotten stuck in a dress you tried on over your clothes in the middle of a clothing store, then you're not me."

"I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces down by the pond today"

"What are Mario's overalls made of? **DENIM DENIM DENIM.**"

"If you open this, you will lose. THE GAME Sorry. EDIT For the newbies: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_(mind_game)"