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Joke of the Day
"I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces down by the pond today"
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"Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes? Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate."
"What's worst than fingering your sister? Finding your dad's wedding ring inside."
"Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend :)"
"The oral sex with my imaginary girlfriend is mind-blowing."
"Interview: ""What's your greatest weakness?"" *I look at my watch then lean in* How much time do you have?"
"Haters gonna hate. Procrastinaters gonna ... get back to you on that tomorrow..."
"Cinco de Mayo is when all the single white women in your office go out for margaritas after work and loudly call each other ""hooker."""
"A vandal smashed a hole in the strip club wall. The police are looking into it."
"did you watch the obese fashion show? they had some pretty good role models"