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Joke of the Day

"They say firemen are courageous because they run into burning buildings to get things out. So do black dudes during a riot."

"Why did the duck get a red card? For fowl play."

"What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink? Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)"

"I've got to go pick up my dog... I've got to go pick up my dog. Why? His car in the shop? No he had his license revoked... What for? Unpaid barking tickets."

"I WISH I WAS DUMBER SO I DIDNT REALIZE THE SUBTLE HORRORS OF THE UNIVERSE"

"There were nine sides, but after one left they got closer. We will always remember their prime, even if it is now Octogone"

"I saw a guy in a Prius run out of gas... instead of giving him a ride,, I sent him positive energy & world peace cause that means more to him"

"If you see your ex, wrap your hands behind your neck and pretend you're making out with someone. That'll show him you're still crazy AF."

"i think it's about time we get honest with children about how they're bad at most things"

"A True Nymphomaniac Convention. Everyone came."