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Joke of the Day
"i think it's about time we get honest with children about how they're bad at most things"
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"What do you call a stupid ant? Antwerp."
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"A man went to see the doctor The doctor told him ""you need to stop masturbating"" The man asked ""why?"" The doctor replied ""I need to finish the exam"""
"Wanna know why I prefer sponge cakes to Jesus? Because sponge cake doesn't take 3 days to rise."
"My neighbor traded in his KIA yesterday. Sold his Soul for a Mustang."
"Simba was walking too slow... So I told him to Mufasa."