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Joke of the Day

"There were nine sides, but after one left they got closer. We will always remember their prime, even if it is now Octogone"

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"Seriously wondering how many times is it appropriate to say ""What?"" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?"
"Apparently it was a bad idea to ask Siri ""What do women want?"" She's been talking nonstop for the last two days now."
"What do you call three lesbians on a bicycle? A trike"
"What do you call a Nazi turkey? Joseph Gobbles."
"Apple is advertising the new iPhone as ""The most powerful four inches ever."" I can't believe they stole my slogan."
"Drinking Coors is like sex in a canoe It's fucking close to water"
"Study finds Washington state residents consumed 175 metric tons of pot in 2013 (real news) As a result, the state is changing it's slogan to ""Whoa Dude."""
"Looking for a good retractable leash. when I walk my turtle I hate when it gets to far ahead of me"
"What does a baby computer call his father? Data."