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Joke of the Day

"Mosquito's are like dirty used needles, that can fly."

"WIFE: Kate's new baby is 7lbs 11oz ME: WIFE: Roughly 12 a stone ME: WIFE: 312 kilos ME: WIFE: [sigh] a four pack of beer ME: Oh cool"

"Divorced Barbie. Q: What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll? A: All Ken's stuff."

"Why was e^x so lonely at the party? Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself."

"My Muslim coworker brought a CD version of the Quran to work today. He got really pissed off when I asked if I could burn a copy."

"How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics? They take their prison population and school population to Rio."

"Did you hear what happened after an Iranian mullah walked head-first into an airplane propeller? The shi'ite really hit the fan."

"I can't believe it's Christmas eve eve eve and they're making me work."

"Need Terrorism Jokes for a Terrorism and Communication class. Help a brother out!"

"Do you have elections in Japan? Yes, I have one evely molning."