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Joke of the Day

"How do you know if your friend has an iPhone? They tell you."

"What do you call a rabbi with heart burn? Acidic Jew"

"Spoiler Alert: There will be a minimum of 4 ""Gangnam Styles"" at every party this Halloween."

"I really think Hillary Clinton will be the first f president Oops. I meant female but the emale got deleted"

"What the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke."

"Why did the Seahawks pass the ball? To get to the other side!"

"MORON joke Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal? He found steel wool pads in her bathroom."

"Now I know why Charlie Sheen was always Winning... ...he was just being positive."

"If your uncle jack helped you off a horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse?"

"I sure do feel a shitload more attractive at Walmart than I do at the gym."