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Joke of the Day

"I just realized that when I murder someone my neighbors will never describe me as ""quiet"""

"Why a baker? Why did the baker become a baker? He just couldn't cut it as a butcher."

"White people colonized 34 of the world looking for spices and they still can't season their food right."

"I finally figured out why so few people still have fucks to give ! The gangster rappers stole the whole supply for their songs"

"I like my women like I like my coffee ... ... ground up and in the freezer."

"What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus? He never saw it coming."

"If your online dating profile says ""I don't have sex on the first date"" then that's why you're on a dating website."

"Why can't the insecure fish sing well? He's never comfortable in his own scales."

"Doctor: Well ma'am looks like you're pregnant. Woman: I'm pregnant? Doctor: No it just looks like you are."

"Asian Drivers Are So Bad... that I wouldn't be surprised if Pearl Harbor was an accident"