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Joke of the Day

"Rick Astley will let you borrow almost any movie from his Pixar collection. But he's never gonna give you Up"

"What's the hardest part of a cabbage to eat? The wheelchair."

"A robber runs out of a store with a stolen TV. The blonde cashier runs after him yelling, ""Wait, you forgot the remote!"""

"Name a country that doesn't have a letter ""A"". JEPEN LOL"

"What do prayers and my Reddit submissions have in common? No one fucking reads them."

"I finally made something of myself It's a wad of hair and ear wax and snot sitting in the garbage can."

"Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich? Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar."

"At my trial the judge asked me how i justified using force to get women to sleep with me... Apparently ""Because I'm a Jedi"" wasn't a good enough excuse"

"What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottsman? The Rolling Stones say ""Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!"" And a Scottsman says ""Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"""

"Why can't T-Rex's high five? Because they're all dead."