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Joke of the Day
"A married man walks into a bar"
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"Did you hear the one about the perverted statistician? He couldn't get off on the standard deviation"
"I don't have black, Mexican, or Asian friends... But some of my friends are a bit more shady than others."
"A doctor goes to write a prescription... He reaches into his pocket to take out his pen, but finds a rectal thermometer instead. Annoyed, he complains, ""Some asshole stole my pen!"""
"If you're using YOLO to justify doing something stupid, remember you only DIE once too. Inspirational tweet."
"My cat went missing, so I put up posters of myself that says... ""If you're reading this, you better get your ass back home right now!"""
"[walks into gym with my sunglasses on] WHATS UP LADIES *takes off sunglasses* damn it 3rd treadmill I've hit on this week"
"What's the similarity between a woman & a condom? [NSFW] They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick"
"Why couldn't the alcoholic become a lawyer? He just couldn't pass the bar."
"Had to have ""the sex talk"" with my daughter, she was a little overwhelmed so I left out the part about golden showers & donkey punches"