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Joke of the Day

"A married man walks into a bar"

"Why don't blind people sky-dive? (from ""Money Train"") Because it scares the shit out of their dogs."

"Sony has a site where you can watch The Interview for $5.99 and I can't think of a single reason not to trust them with my credit card info."

"They should name hurricanes after black people: It only takes one to ruin the neighborhood."

"Hey people who don't understand sarcasm, what's it like being so awesome?"

"[Friday Night] WIFE: Have fun at poker ME {stopping at door}: What did you say? W: Have fun ME: After that W: Uh..at poker- ME: IT'S POKEMAN"

"My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way."

"My class requires 3 1/2 in. floppy diskettes, they're only $1 each, but the time machine to go back to 1997 is extremely expensive."

"remember when everyone was worried we'd reached ""peak TV"" with too much to watch then it turned out we're a tragic nation of unending racism"

"If a man speaks his mind in a forest. And no woman hears him, is he still wrong?"