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Joke of the Day

"What's the similarity between a woman & a condom? [NSFW] They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick"

"S.I.N.G.L.E...sexy! innocent! naughty! gorgeous! lustful! exciting!"

"What do you get when you cross a nymphomaniac with a kleptomaniac? A fucking thief!"

"What are the bumps around a girls nipples? Braille for SUCK ME."

"""Don't kill it!"" my friend pleaded for a spider's life inside. So I carefully trapped it in a cup, brought it outside, then stomped on it."

"Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps? All his comebacks take three days.."

"I used to date cross-eyed women just to feel better about myself after sex."

"Why was the Sublime cover band so bad? They don't practice Santeria."

"At first it was hard for me to come to terms with trainsexual Then I saw the light at the end of the tunnel"

"A great pun... is its own reword."