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Joke of the Day

"If you're using YOLO to justify doing something stupid, remember you only DIE once too. Inspirational tweet."

"Click to see something special something special"

"Words can't describe how beautiful you are. But numbers can 4/10"

"words are just a big scam. they all just mean other words. so you keep on using even more and more words. that's how they get you."

"3 days ago I ate my daughters's m&m's while she was napping. When she woke I told her the cat ate 'em She's still mad at the cat. Dumb kid."

"Ad hominem tactics are awful and so is anyone that uses them."

"Why can't Sweden win a race? Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line"

"What group would an obese racist join? The cake-cake-cake."

"Have you heard that some bad dogs are running around burning down dog-houses? It's a rash of arfson."

"I don't mind holding my wife's purse. It's the only time I get to be close to my balls."