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Joke of the Day

"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple a piece of bread to the ceiling"

"An Olympic Gymnast walks into a bar. He gets a two point penalty and ruins his life-long ambition of becoming an Olympic medalist."

"Ivan, 12, after breaking the vase and realizing he'll be punished anyway, sold the TV, got high and ordered some escorts."

"This is a frightening statistic 25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness! That's scary! It means 75% are running around untreated!"

"Are you today's date? Because you're 1/10, bye."

"""Wish You Were Beer!"" Wait...no...that's right...send."

"What has a bottom at the top? legs"

"What do you call a counterfeit receipt for a memory consultant? A Freudilent slip."

"Lesbians why do lesbians go to sports authority becuase they dont like dicks"

"What does a toddler get drunk off of? Jack Danimals!"