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Joke of the Day
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple a piece of bread to the ceiling"
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"why was six afraid of seven? because seven beats his wife thoroughly and brutally in front of six"
"Why is a frog luckier than a cat ? Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !"
"science jokes two chemists walk into a bar, the first one says ""I'll have H20"" the second one says ""I'll have H20 two"" the second chemist dies.how did he die? tell me in the comments"
"Naming that space movie Gravity makes about as much sense as naming Jurassic Park something like There's No Dinosaurs In This."
"Why can't Jesus eat a cheeseburger? Because he's dead."
"My Dad got a new Lexus for my Mom this Mother's Day. He says it's the best trade he's ever made."
"What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea? He died in his teepee"
"I have to say to you something... something."
"I would make a joke about your mother But cows are sacred in my country."