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Joke of the Day
"""Wish You Were Beer!"" Wait...no...that's right...send."
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"Every time I lay down in bed I think 'why didn't I do this sooner?'"
"How does a woman pick up Donald Trump? With a pooper-scooper."
"What's a four letter word for intercourse ending with K? Talk"
"If you touch your computer in all the right places... You can turn it on"
"""Oooh look! Is that a comet?"" - Well, actually the airport is real close by ""Oh ok. Good idea. I'll call them and ask"""
"What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books? ""I don't know what you're Tolkien about!"" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb."
"Q: Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads? A: They want to measure their intelligence."
"Me: Hello Teacher: Hello M: How's my kid doing in school? T: How's my kid doing in school? I hate parrot teacher conferences"
"Whiteboard and Eraser Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser? The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way."