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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't Mr. Clean's wife ever get pregnant? He comes in a bottle. - My grandma."

"He can't decide whether to have his visor half open or half closed."

"Under what circumstance is mass a unit of time? Church"

"Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way, but his food will become a pizza history."

"What's the most popular website in Illinois? Cornhub.com"

"Castro: I will not die until America is destroyed. Trump: I'm gonna be the president Castro: well then......."

"humans: wat did we ever do to deserve dogs dogs: wat horible sins were done to our ancestors for us to be subservient to the humabns"

"What is it about half men - half horses? They always have to be centaur of attention."

"I tried to donate blood to the Red Cross the other day... ...but they wouldn't accept it in a 5 gallon bucket. They also said it had to be mine."

"You know what Forest Gumps WiFi password is? 1Forest1"