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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a counterfeit receipt for a memory consultant? A Freudilent slip."
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"There's a new show on Broadway based on the dictionary It's a play on words"
"Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because its pecker is on its face."
"What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat."
"What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam? A zip."
"What are the 2 biggest lies men tell? 1) The check's in the mail 2) I won't cum in your mouth"
"Certainty Fewer things in life are certain than death, taxes and if you name your son Chester he will touch children"
"Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed? So he wouldn't talk in his sleep"
"Bounty Towels have declined making a Donald Trump Towel The company explained that it was impossible to make the towel because Donald Trump was already too self-absorbed."
"There was a puppy named Joke... He died, and that was the end of the Joke..."