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Joke of the Day
"Where do you eat toaster waffles on the beach? San Diego!!"
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"What was wrong with the wooden car? It wooden go."
"Where do fish wash ? In a river basin !"
"My ex is fat!!! Yay...I win!!!"
"What do you call a director of an anti-vampire organization? A stakeholder."
"My sister asked if I stole her cream sweater. Uh, yeah. Who else would've stolen it? You think a burglar broke in and was like ""Cute top!"""
"Maybe Offensive to jews. You have been warned.(NSFW?) Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? One doesnt scream in the oven."
"What do you call a lesbian ice cream sandwich? A Klondyke bar."
"Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak? Because the hamburger is in the ground state."
"How do you prepare for a party in space? You Planet Thanks u/BostonCentrist"