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Joke of the Day
"Where do you eat toaster waffles on the beach? San Diego!!"
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"Down in de islands, what do they call de dew in de morning? Daylight come!"
"My Uncle is either a good taxidermist or a bad vet."
"I like my women how I like my books With an amazing climax"
"What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself? One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan."
"The Doctor said I should stop with all this phone sex. He said I might get hearing aids."
"How good are Tesco's meatballs? They're the dog's bollocks!"
"What is the only thing that will be ""Feeling the Bern""? Working people's wallets."
"*hears Siren's song* *eyes glaze* *walks in a trance ten miles* *breaks window to donut shop* I'm here, Mistress. *eats everything* *dies*"
"Two Scottish cows in a field, what one is on holiday? The one with the wee calf."