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Joke of the Day

"I tried to take photos at a strip club Everyone turned out to be over-exposed."

"When fighting with a clown, always go for the juggler."

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is heavy, and one is a little lighter."

"Holocaust jokes are tasteless, anne frankly, you people should be ashamed of yourselves."

"STDs are like Pokemon. Gotta catch'm all!"

"Did you hear about the mathematician who hated negative numbers? He would always stop at nothing to avoid them."

"I hope I never go to jail because I haven't memorized a phone number since 2006."

"why did the pervert cross the road? because his dick was stuck in the chicken"

"Judge: You need supervision. Me: [Imagines toasting toast at a slightly increased rate with laser eyes] YES! Do it now robed wizard."

"You always hear about alpha males and beta males, but I'd prefer to be a gamma male They have a higher rate of penetration..."