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Joke of the Day

"When fighting with a clown, always go for the juggler."

"What did one redneck say to the other? If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich."

"Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side"

"There was a black-out in my city last night. The police said stay in doors until they shot him."

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a frozen lake. They weren't talking so I decided to go over and break the ice."

"Why is Lamar Odom so much fun...? Because, he's just dying to party."

"My mother always said, ""Pick your clothes up off the floor, I'm not your maid."" When I went to college the dorm had a maid who told us, ""Pick your clothes up off the floor, I'm not your mother."""

"Justin Bieber is still truly Canadian at heart... His most popular song is called ""Sorry""."

"A Jew walks into a wall with an erection. Gets a broken nose. What does an Asian get? A broken nose."

"I've always wanted to know how long ""forever"" was... and by looking at some peoples relationships its around 2 to 4 weeks."