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Joke of the Day
"When fighting with a clown, always go for the juggler."
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"I'll tell you what's wrong with modern society. Nobody ever drinks out of the skulls of their enemies anymore."
"dad: Hand me that Phillips screwdriver me: *looking* dad: Isn't that a Phillips beside you? me: It says ""Craftsman"" dad: me: Are you crying?"
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