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Joke of the Day

"STDs are like Pokemon. Gotta catch'm all!"

"A genius lives in every one of us. Each day more and more heavily..."

"I heard that a few of the /r/Science mods also moderate /r/Jokes... [deleted]"

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Elephino \_()_/ "

"What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian? One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus."

"What do you call a turtle with a hard on? -A slow poke."

"This o is out of cntext."

"Women are from Venus, men are wrong."

"A magician was walking down the street then he turned into a grocery store."

"Stranger:So,you're a parent? Me: Yes,proud dad of a 5yo w/ special needs S:cool, I'm sort of a parent too, 2 dogs and a cat Me:.... Nope"