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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug on his floor. The bear isn't actually dead. It's just too afraid to move."

"The gal in front of me on this flight didn't enjoy me stroking her forehead after she reclined into my lap. Thought we were having a moment."

"I was feeling depressed, so I drank some brandy and went to the gym That really lifted my spirits"

"[Office] Secretary: Mr. Grey will see you now. Anastasia Steele: I have a ridiculous name."

"A friend and I saw a man killed at the canned goods factory... It was a jarring experience."

"So how about the BBC sacking Jeremy Clarkson ? I think the whole thing is a huge miss-steak."

"As an only child with a pet cat that bullied me, the pool cleaning robot was my closest friend."

"Who invented the round table? Sir Cumference"

"A coworker told me she was ""catching up on her correspondence"" so apparently it's 1932 here at my workplace."

"A Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars... His dad says, ""40 dollars?! What do you need 30 dollars for?!!"""