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"What is a mosquito's favourite sport ? Skin-diving !"
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"Bring spoiled food to work enough and your coworkers eventually stop eating anything with your name on it."
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"Step 1) Get a job selling punctuation marks. Step 2) ?????? Step 3) Profit."
"I am literally the only one at this baby shower who turned up with champagne & a coat hanger."
"""You are what you eat"" I chant furiously, shoving another roach in my mouth. Mushroom clouds keep growing in the distance"
"What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion? A Tomartyr"
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