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Joke of the Day

"What is a mosquito's favourite sport ? Skin-diving !"

"You know the 'Done' button you press to exit a video? How come it only sounds judgy and sarcastic after I've finished jacking off?"

"Why can't Ray Charles drive? He's dead."

"Want to take a look at my benefit package?"

"So, there's a chicken and a frog in a library... The chicken shouts: ""Bok!"" The frog replies: ""Reddit!"""

"Who is 'N Sync's favourite film maker? Michael Bay Bay Bay"

"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a Shitzu."

"Opening a Twitter account is like opening a bag of money after you rob a bank. You're happy until shit explodes in your face."

"Think smoking's ""COOL""? What if I do it in a leather jacket? ""COOL"" now? On a Harley? Still ""COOL""? While I kiss this model? Is that ""COOL""?"

"Whatever, Twitter makes me a safer driver. Now I stop at every red light, even the lights that I think may change in the next minute or two."