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Joke of the Day

"Went to India and let me tell you, never seen so many taxi drivers in my life!They work in restaurants, banks even in hospitals over there."

"I tried to catch some fog... I mist."

"What separates Humans from Animals? The Mediterranean Sea."

"Director: so, you'll be playing this regular guy... Johnny Depp: no thanks."

"that I like being lazy more..."

"What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? Jose and Hose B. It sounds better when said aloud."

"Guys whose fathers left when they were young always complain about how they never had someone to ""teach them how to shave"" but it's easy... You start at the ankle and work your way up!"

"What do your mom and Jesus have in common? They both got nailed"

"Why did the late man stand on the clock? He wanted to be on time."

"My husband and I are fighting. There's about a 50 50 chance he knows."