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Joke of the Day
"There are two types of people in the world... 1. People who are bad with lists."
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"An Old Woman Commissions a Tombstone... ... she asks the carvers to write ""born a virgin, lived a virgin, died a virgin."" It wouldn't fit on the face, so they just wrote ""Returned unopened."""
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"Every time someone clears their browser history there should be a little voice that says ""good move."""
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"What do Jewish people drink after they spray tan? Orange Jews."