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Joke of the Day
"Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No only medium rare!"
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"What do you call a wandering cave man? A meanderthal."
"Who was the most famous pirate octopus? Captain Squid!"
"69% According to studies, 69% of all people have dirty minds."
"What do you can an African-American that has growing pains in its leg? A knee-grow"
"Avocado or Donald Trump? Avocado or Donald Trump for president? Well, one is a wrinkly old bag filled with green mush The other one is an avocado."
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? YOU DON'T KNOW MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!!"
"What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store? Looking for the tight seal"
"Hello, you've reached 1-800-NARCISSIST, how can you help me?"
"What's a bisexual's favourite food item? Chestnuts"