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Joke of the Day

"The elevators are broken & I work on the 17th floor. Pretty sure I'm the first person ever to use the phone in reception to call in sick."

"- How much for the mobile tampon? - Ma'am? - It's a bit big. - Ma'am, it's a lamb. - Does it make that sound because it has detected blood?"

"I'm so pro-life, I believe life begins at erection."

"What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms? 2Na"

"The Proclaimers walked 500 miles without a Fitbit?"

"What's Black & Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"

"The New Yorker swims into a bar..."

"Knock Knock Who's there Daisy Daisy who Daisy me rollin', they hatin'"

"A bomb just went off in a paris cheese shop There is de brie everywhere!"

"I just used Oxi Clean for the first time, and it's amazing. I'm starting to think Michael Jackson put it in his bath water."