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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a docks nanny? An Au'Peir"

"My Internet went on a date today He's going after that gache"

"So I want to start a business of manufacturing ATM machines... .... I hope it pays off"

"I am probably single....because i didnt forward those chain messages in 2008"

"BRUTUS: hail Caesar *draws knife* CEASAR: not this time *hands Brutus an Uno ""reverse"" card* B: SHIT ROMAN SENATE:*stabs Brutus to death*"

"Posting a Joke on reddit is like going to a bar... You see the same shit repeated every week, but you can't stop from yourself from going there."

"LUCY: Dad, how did I get my name? [flashback] ME (signing contract in blood): Ok but can we at least shorten it? LUCIFER: That's fine"

"Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill."

"What do you call a show full of lions ? The mane event !"

"The three of us have never been so insulted. My little brother told me ""YOUR mom is also MY mom!"""