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Joke of the Day

"Infidel. It's where I want to be, thanks to my fetish for Cuban politicians."

"*Robot watches me vape* Robot: mm yeah but swallow it"

"The Vietnamese world domination: one nail salon at a time."

"[Jesus is resurrected after 3 days] Mary Magdalene: I KNOW YOU SAW MY TEXTS"

"[sex addiction group] ""Hi, my name is Fred, and as I've got a saxophone in my hand it's fair to assume I misread the ad"""

"I'm always right about things... Could you say I have a correctile dysfunction?"

"Inventor of the bar code dies at 91. Several burial attempts will be made before a manager is called to enter him into the ground manually."

"My friend Phillip had his Lip removed... so now we just call him Phil."

"What do you call a gay Mexican..... A senoreater"

"I need help for some puns about toes! Please and thank you"