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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender? Pure-eh"
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"*runs into the back of wife's leg with the grocery cart for the 5th time* me: We meet agai- wife: Go wait in the car me: Ok"
"was trimming my beard with my jumper today it was a **clothes** shave..."
"what is a feminists favorite branch of mathematics? Triggernometry"
"What is the difference between a brown-noser and a s***t head? Depth perception"
"What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief? That's Nachos."
"Weight loss tip: Don't eat so much you fat piece of shit."
"If honey bees make honey, what type of bees make milk? Boo bees...... My dad just told me this one"
"what's the difference between a slut and a bitch a slut fucks everybody, a bitch fucks everybody but me ;P"
"What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ? Puff pastry !"