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Joke of the Day

"Who brew in the jewish house down the street? Hebrew."

"What is a hamburger's favourite story? Hansel and Gristle!"

"Girl you got more red flags than a well played game of minesweeper"

"What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant? This guy"

"Anyone know how to fix a guardian angel, I think mine is broken."

"Male Feminists That's it. That's... that's the joke."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? ...I can't jelly my dick up your ass (courtesy of my younger brother, lol)"

"JUDGE: So to be clear, you're pleading not guilty to stealing the child's shoes? ME: [heelies up to the mic] That's correct"

"The cashier at the local grocery store asked me if i wanted to donate 2$ to end world hunger, i was like HELL YEAH! I had no idea we were this close! I'm gonna be a god damn hero! Joke by Matt Donaher"

"Anyone remember this from the Austin Powers commercial? ""If you see one movie this summer... see Starwars... but if you see two movies see Austin Powers...."""