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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? ...I can't jelly my dick up your ass (courtesy of my younger brother, lol)"

"The only way for America to not fuck up in the next election. Vote for Bill Clinton. Left the nation with national Surplus, and he got his dick sucked doing it."

"Judge: All your responses to the questions must be oral. Do you understand? A: Yes Judge: What school did you attend in the fall of 1995? A: Oral."

"Why are Jewish men circumcised? Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off."

"museum guide: america was founded on july 4, 1776 me: [nodding sagely] ah yes so its a Cancer. this explains everythig"

"So a Trump supporter entered into a logical debate... lol"

"Some people think that the way to a Mans Heart is through his Stomach... ...I think they're aiming a little high."

"What is the funniest name for male prostitutes? Peter sellers."

"What do you call a Chinese man with a pet cat? A vegetarian."

"Baby needs a costume? Wrap it in tin foil. Baked potato. Next question."