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Joke of the Day

"So I had a dream the other night that I won $100K on a scratch off lottery ticket. Tonight I bought one and I won my $1 back"

"I won't help a customer with their problem until they've been completely dehumanized."

"How do you call a male prostitute? A prostidude!"

"*too embarrassed to buy condoms**buys 3D printer**makes gun**robs condom factory*"

"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the teeth."

"If Johnny has $20 and Tyrone takes $16... What color is Tyrone?"

"Never trust an Adam... ...because they make up everything."

"What is the difference between a teacher and a train? Teacher says ""spit out that gum!"" But a train says ""choo! Choo!"""

"I accidentally left a butt plug up her ass for 2 weeks... No shit"

"*mugger snatching Elsa's purse Elsa: LET IT GO! Mugger: LET IT GO! Elsa: CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE! Mugger: LET IT GO! Elsa: LET IT GO!"