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"I accidentally left a butt plug up her ass for 2 weeks... No shit"
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"EA just announced this amazing FIFA 16 feature - player is now able to run from the FBI"
"DATING TIP: On a bad dinner date? Bite your tongue until your mouth fills with blood, say ""I must be allergic to this bread"" and then leave."
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh Prince"
"I've been told the best humour is self deprecating. But I'm rubbish at it."
"Man goes to a library asking for a book on suicide... The librarian refuses. He asks why. The librarian replies 'Who'll return the book?'"
"One from my half asleep Girlfriend What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman? They got Bale."
"No one lies on the Internet They told me my computer had a virus, and asked if I wanted to do a FREE security check. Sure enough, my computer had a virus. How nice of them to tell me."
"October 31st, 2187: Sugar is now illegal. Parents search their kid's Halloween bags to make sure the razor blades don't have candy in them."
"[son's football game] Other dad: which one's yours? Me: I can't remember. I just wait for him in the car when the games over"