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Joke of the Day
"Why are there so many trees in Harlem? Public Transportation"
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"Whats that when you keep moving constantly produces something white ? Its toothbrush dear dirty minded people.."
"My friend said she was only taking Women's Studies courses this quarter It sounds like a broad curriculum to me."
"A giraffe was at an airport security check line. The security guy asked ""Is that your laptop?"". The giraffe replied ""I thought you would never ask."""
"What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time? How the meaty have fallen!"
"Me: ""Aw, your baby is cute. How old?"" Woman: ""Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time?"" Me: ""Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."""
"How do you know ancient Egyptians were black? Because they never dig up daddies."
"Why can't some snakes get boners? Because they have a reptile dysfunction."
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... ...not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car"
"Why do cows wear bells? ...because their horns don't work."