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Joke of the Day

"Cilla Black arrived at the pearly gates She was greeted by Saint Peter who asked ""who are you and were do you come from"""

"A coworker wouldn't stop bragging about her upcoming trip to Hawaii, so I emailed her a bunch of pictures of plane crashes."

"I tried to take photos at a strip club Everyone turned out to be over-exposed."

"Why was the powerful Jedi a terrible comedian? Too *forced*, his punchlines were"

"A helicopter There are two men in a helicopter, the gunner says to the pilot,""are you going to rotate clockwise?"" The pilot says,""yaw"""

"Why is Tina Fey so good with her use of irony? It's in the name..."

"What is your funniest joke about the French? Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits."

"Underage girl, sucking on daddy's cock, gets jizzed on all over he......... Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was a google image search."

"What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii? Oahu Akbar!"

"A guy types ""lower case is for the lower class people"" someone else replies with ""I guess that makes you a capitalist"""