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Joke of the Day

"Underage girl, sucking on daddy's cock, gets jizzed on all over he......... Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was a google image search."

"So i was making a software to help people to stop procrastinating and never finished it."

"I had no idea how long ago 1997 was when I was living it."

"What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Dam!"

"Your first car is a lot like anal... ...you don't really want it but your stepdad gives it to you anyway."

"If you want to piss off a fat person, just date their ex. They hate when someone messes with their leftovers"

"Sneezed while doing sign language and accidentally threw up a gang sign. 17 drug lords are chasing me down the street. Send help."

"Jared Fogle was given 15 years in prison today... He was reportedly ok with it, and when reached for comment stated ""As long as it's under 18."""

"Don't bite the hand that feeds you, unless of course, they're feeding you kale."

"Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars? So they can park in handicapped spaces."