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Joke of the Day

"Doctor: Well ma'am looks like you're pregnant. Woman: I'm pregnant? Doctor: No it just looks like you are."

"Why can't the penis and testicles ever be together? Because there's a vas deferens between them."

"How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call? This IRS guy sounded pretty into me"

"It's the little differences that can be the most important. For example, the difference between getting laid at your high-school reunion and getting laid at your family reunion."

"Remember, if you gently caress a State Trooper's cheek they gotta let you go without a ticket."

"A mime once nearly had me convinced that a wall was actually there... ...but it was just an obstacle illusion."

"Teacher to lil Donal Trump Teacher: what you want to be when you grow up? lil Donald: I want to be Donald Trump because I'm rich, very...rich."

"It's raining cats and dogs outside. Know how I can tell? I stepped in a poodle."

"Enjoy A son ask his Father ""What does a vagina look like""? The dad said ""Like a beautiful rose"". He continued to say ""and after sex, it looks like a bulldog eating mayonnaise""."

"It's not that I enjoy hot, steamy showers. I just want the mirrors fogged up so I can't see my naked body."