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Joke of the Day
"Why do you have to nuke siberia twice? The first one is just to break the ice."
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"How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They only screw the poor."
"tinder, huh? back in my day if you wanted a girl to notice you, you had to dress like a gargoyle and cling to the roof of her parents' home"
"ALL THE JADED LADIES all the jaded ladies ALL THE JADED LADIES all the jaded ladies"
"What is green and smells like pork? Kermits finger..."
"My 1-year-old found a jar of Play-Doh. I figured she couldn't do any harm if she couldn't open it. She threw it at her sister's head."
"I've only been in jail for 5 minutes and I've already been raped twice. My uncle doesn't fuck around when playing Monopoly."
"What do root vegetables do at tha club? Turnip"
"My dad beat me so hard. Our priest asked him for some tips."
"My friends dared me to take Viagra and a laxative at the same time. So I went and sat on the toilet and I couldn't tell if I was cumming or going."