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Joke of the Day

"Ford claims that 90% of its cars are still on the road today That's pretty bad, apparently only 10% of them made it back home"

"My Indian friend is thinking of changing his name to Rim Shot. Every time someone tells a good joke, they call his name - Param Singh!"

"What does Sean Connery surf on the Internet? Reddish."

"My dentist says to clean between your teeth after every meal. That's his flossophy."

"Wife: Wow, I'm tired Me: Go relax, give me the recipe and I'll make dinner [Five minutes later] Me: Honey, I think we're out of...""oven""?"

"What did the scientist say when he stubbed his toe? Flourine Uranium Carbon Potassium."

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards of boats If they fell forwards they would be on the boat"

"Where were these Terrorists when Seth Rogen did the Green Hornet?!?!?"

"How does Yoda spend his time. He mostly just sits on his log, watching the Dagobah."

"What's the difference between a pedophile and a cinephile? I won't tell you which one I am, but I like to bring my own candy and just watch."