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Joke of the Day
"A couple of biologists had twins. One they called John and the other control."
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"Idea: Like Google Glass, but a necklace or something that projects a website onto the face of the person talking to you."
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? DO IT YOURSELF YOU FILTHY MAN!"
"A cute thing I tell my kids when we see a dead deer on the side of the road is, ""Looks like Santa lost his temper again."""
"How do you get 300 babies in a bowl? Blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips"
"I ate a sausage earlier, and it didn't taste very nice It was the wurst sausage I've ever eaten."
"Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ? Webley stadium !"
"Did you hear about the snail who bought himself a Ferrari and painted a big yellow ""S"" on the side? Now wherever he drives, people watch and say ""Look at that S-car go!"""
"I wish my parents ran when they heard The Rolling Stones. Now they're stuck under a pile of rocks."
"Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans? because Americans are the most hated people in the world now."