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Joke of the Day
"I'm typically attracted to guys who look like I'll need therapy after dating them."
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"What is a rock's favorite band? The Rolling Stones."
"My girlfriend used Vaseline on a handjob today. I came three times in the shower trying to wash it off."
"I used to think drinking alcohol was bad for me... So I gave up thinking."
"Why are ISIS so safety conscientious and choose to use donkeys instead of vehicles for transportation? vehicle tail pipes will burn your ass bad"
"I watched my cat wake after an 8 hour nap, and play with joyful abandon with his 10 cent plastic snake, and thought: Lucky fucking bastard."
"How do you get Holy Water? You put water in a pot and boil the HELL out of it."
"I've been going to the gym for five years now and I still don't have abs. It sucks being the cleaner."
"What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common? They both came in a little behind."
"What kind of shoes do therapists wear? Issues."